"So I went to Disney about a month ago and i got to meet aurora. she asked me and my mom if there were any “princes’” with us today. When I told her that I leaned more toward princesses she looked over at Cinderella sighed and replied with “yeah me too” and I think about that a lot."

So I’ve broken out in a rash across both of my feet and Mark just “politely” informed me that the issues with my feet could potentially be because of my weight.

That’s right. My RASH could be because I’m FAT.

He then told me that a great way to lose weight would be to eat nothing but straight tuna. To which I “politely” told him to fuck off.



i’ve never seen something so accurate

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my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.

My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my  eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.

this is my favorite post on tumblr currently

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